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Pariswirl Lily
Pariswirl Lily
Apr 06, 2020


I don't know if it's just being an introvert but quarantine isn't really hitting me all that hard. Anyone else?

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SamJoe
SamJoe
Apr 06, 2020

Hello. And maybe goodbye. This is SamJoe404.

I'm here to bring to light a huge problem Vlare has in recommending related videos when you're watching a video. Thing is, NONE of the videos are actually related, unless you're watching videos from the top channels (because they're literally all that show up in the Related Videos section). Made even worse is the fact that the thumbnails are egregiously vulgar. Seriously, they may as well just recommend NSFW content (because this content is borderline NSFW). And this is being pushed in ALL videos' Related Videos section – even those that are family-friendly. You'd be hard-pressed to actually find a video that's actually related to the video you're watching. Absolutely insane.

I might actually leave Vlare because of this. This is inexcusable that this has been a thing for so long, especially since VidLii actually has a working "Related Videos" section (albeit not perfect, it least it actually recommends some related videos some of the time). I would normally ignore this, but this is almost everywhere on the site. As such, Vlare is becoming much less of an alternative to YouTube and a lot more like a neo-Miiverse community of a game centered on sex appeal.

I will post another blog post if I do end up leaving Vlare.

For reference, here are my other social media outlets:
VidLii: https://www.vidlii.com/user/SamJoe
Main YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/samjoe404
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SamJoe404
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/tev5Pqy

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Ethanos
Ethanos
Dec 06, 2019


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CioliRavioli
CioliRavioli
Mar 29, 2020

Epic Chips are back! And this time, they're ready to be the worst possible example of capitalism! They're back from bankruptcy, and everything about them is... worse! Crappier taste, fewer chips in the oversized bag, obesity, and most importantly, a crappy logo made in Canva in like 9 minutes. Join the Epic Chips Company throughout its life as they make the world worse through its crappy chips!

The Rise, Fall, Fall, and Further Fall of EPIC CHIPS: A Video Essay Parody. 
Coming Soon I Promise Seriously Pinky Promise I Won't Abandon This One I Swear.
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Also, the Pokemon video will come once I get a new PC fr fr

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I'm working new animation soon

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SamJoe
SamJoe
Jan 02, 2020

Apparently (as of 2020-01-02) I have 38 videos publicly viewable on Vlare (as indicated by the video section of my channel). However, I counted the videos manually and found there was only 37 videos – one less than the reported number. It's probably not counting the scheduled video I have ready for 2020-01-03 (MSreas S4E8), as the video I had for today (MSreas S4E7) didn't count towards the video counter until it was published. This is a very weird glitch...

Although I do recall releasing a video on Vlare earlier than initially scheduled, directly setting the privacy option on "2020 || Microsoft Sam Quickies" from Scheduled to Public. This unfortunately gave it a publish date of 2019-12-31. However, when the original schedule time (2020-01-01, 2:00 AM) passed, the video's datestamp was suddenly chagned to 2020-01-01. It may have published itself again, adding to the video counter and changing the video's datestamp, while the original video itself remained in one piece (i.e. no duplicates were created to run alongside or supercede the original). This might be where the glitch is coming from.

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FrozenOlafNick
FrozenOlafNick
Jan 12, 2020

We did it boi's!!!! 


Thanks to all of my fans and subscribers, I was able to reach over 100 views on my first video, and get it on trending and most watched of today! And I only started this Vlare channel a few weeks ago! It has be such a jouney coming to Vlare, and growing this channel couldn't have been possible without you guys! Your the best!


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FrozenOlafNick
FrozenOlafNick
Jan 25, 2020

Ok so my friend Charile started his own plush channel on Vlare.Tv. It's a Jungle Book plush channel that dose funny skits with the toys. You should follow it, nd get him to trending guys. I love helping plush channels get on trending, so lets do it!




Here the link to JungleBookCharlie: https://vlare.tv/u/PouJECWf

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MC
MC
Nov 26, 2019

Hi Flare.

Vlare.

I like content.

It's special for our eyes.

To be entertained.

It's wonderful.

I wonder if I can see Minecraft animations content.

I wonder if I can see FNAF content.

I wonder if I can see MEME animations content.

I wonder if I can see some dude running out naked content.

Naked while jumping on a pony and riding on it.

Riding on the pony until it starts flying up in the sky screaming in happiness.

As children look up in the sky, parents will now know that the lives of children will be scarred for life.

And it will make the naked man happy.

Such a happy, crazy, naked man.

Wait...

Is that content going to break the guidelines?

Are we going to be in trouble?

Will I get fined $42K?

Probably.

I don't know.

Maybe?

Meh.

All I want to see is content, good content.

Content that can make me fly.

Fly naked.

Like who doesn't want to fly naked?

It's a common thing to do in real life, right?

It makes sense, right?

Hope I can fly.

Fly to the sky.

Like Vlare's rise to the top.

Rise Vlare. Rise.

Fly away.

Rise and fly.

Don't die.

Just rise as I look at the stars at the sky while farting.

Farting towards the sky.

Bye.

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