How do you make yourself controversial in a Vlare blog?
Do you say outright horrible stuff in order to break those laws?
Do you get yourself banned in order to make a statement?
Or just say, screw it, I'ma do it, and post yourself naked?
Do you have to cuss and say you hate a certain type of group?
Or just picture yourself with a gun with a shoe that you pooped?
Or maybe set your blog to "has mature contents"?
So no one can know what you said unless you press the tab on it?
What makes it so controversial to say outright stupid shit?
In order to make yourself well known as an asshole that isn't wit.
All it be known to a future very uncertain.
To people who don't give a fuck and in the next day cry behind a shower curtain.
It's sad, don't you think, that it's a cruel world out there?
Anyways, I'ma play Minecraft right now while I'll laugh my ass off in this chair.
Vlare's Twitter recently made a fatal mistake in regards to how highly I view myself and how their opinion may slightly differ. This simply will not do.
My video later today will serve as a means to seek justice from this completely understandable situation that isn't a big deal to anybody aside from myself. See, if there's one thing you don't mess with, it's the ego of an egotistical man with fantastic facial hair and firm, supple buttocks that belong on every tasteful cover of Sports Illustrated. To those who are out of touch, I'm of course referring to myself.
Vlare will regret ever making this mistake. Let's just say, #FollowMaynaze
I recently made my account here on Vlare.tv, and have already uploaded a few absolute bangers.
Please follow me and share my account with your friends if you have any, I promise my videos will change their lives for the better forever.
Hoe could I be so foolish, the blood-lust shadow trapped me in my own home.
It might not be good because I'm on the bus and I'm trying to finish this quickly. (I get motion sick easily)
Try the one sentence horror story yourself in the comments
It's the force to lack.
The superior version of Minecraft is back.
Two letter word is all you need baby.
MC in the house with comedy on blogs to the streets of Hades.
I thought it would be easier to rap.
Now I can't seem to put lyrics in my brain to react.
The force is coming to me and I feel somewhat coursing towards me.
Maybe it's best to yeet myself out of this weird treachery.
I feel like it needs to be uniformed with the categories of blogs that we have.
So we can say things so that people won't get confuse while we show off our calves.
Let's just go with that.
Calves in halves that sight towards our paths to cross over the psychopaths and sociopaths in order to get away their tasks while we run away and drive to the center of the mass where we pray to Jesus Christ in order for us to not show that we are ass.
Mass attack in center as they bring us their own wrath, skip away with spinning cartwheels while their going crazy looking mad, craziness is random now we are regretting that we are sad, hopeless is the cause and all we can do is hope to dab.
I made it cringy.
I mean it was already cringy before but crap.
Dab on that haters.
I need help.
Hey guys this is the first chapter of my book I'm writing, if you have any editing suggestions or suggestions comment below!
Treaties and Alliances - Chapter 1
Not Done 1,2] The Trials - Chapter 3
Thank you all for getting me on popular writers! Tomorrow I'll post more writings of mine.
But, I would like to thank my mom, dad and my brother for this great honor. xD