Made this 2 years ago to vent out frustration and to give people a break from my longer videos (and maybe get people to actually watch my videos to the end ltm) - it seems this still holds up today
【The original description:】
"My first meme video!
Don't lie—this is how it's been for all of us"
If you're reading this, please type "Engelrfish", somewhere in your comment below~
*Please, no foul language in the comments. This is a family-friendly channel*
Original Footage by HealthMarkets
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End Theme by Musiqabox: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE2DFilOfTFpRJ1gNoP_NJA
Alright guys, just performed a little test on Vlare, and it seems that the uploader is no longer being a dumbhole! To me, anyways ;v;
I plan on doing a lot of uploading to make up for what days I've missed - but not too much in one day~ Stay tuned, everyone!
Guys... this is honestly crazy- I hit the Trending page??
I mean, the chances of anyone seeing it the first time they look at the homepage are very, very low, but it's still crazy- And the fact that as of now I have the lowest views of the Top 10 on Trending... it's wonderful~ Thank you so much, guys ^v^
Hey everybody, this is Dr. Volk. There is a very serious issue that has come to my attention on Vlare, and I was unfortunate enough to have happened to witness it for myself. Now before you ask, no, this isn't about the recent invasion of the "Troll Police" who flashed once on this site, then disappeared for a month to only reappear now, but something far, far worse. This isn't going to be a super long tirade, but I have to express my anger and disgust.
I must warn you that the content that I'm going to share with you is not for the faint of heart, nor should it ever be witnessed by children under OR over 13 years of age. The content itself will NOT be posted here, but you have been warned.
Alright so I come onto Vlare. I go to the homescreen, because why not, the Vlare home screen is awesome... and I find these videos of... explicit nudity. No doubt, fully explicit, and no I don't mean some girl who showed 2 centimeters of her forearm, I mean full-blown (no pun intended) nudity in the thumbnail of not one, but TWO videos, on the "Watched Now" center. In fact, the first video that I found happened to be... a man and a woman, and I am certain that they were initiating some very illicit acts. I am absolutely apalled, so I go to report the uploaded, Catninja Gaming Vlar edition, and I find out that not only was this video on there, but a video of a man dancing naked, and the same man... playing with himself, and not in the innocent childlike way.
Nudity... graphic acts of disgust, and even an animated version of a certain illicit act which, while certainly is not worse than the actual live-action, is still horrid and disgusting. Now I have reported all 4 of the videos that I could find that were explicit in themselves, and knowing the Vlare Moderators' swift strikes, he will be gone by tomorrow... but come on, guys! This is NOT the type of content we should have on Vlare... or the internet in general, but that is a completely different story on a WHOLE other level.
We came here to show free expression, but there is a certain limit to how free our expression can be. This is not a site of degenerates. This is not a site for lecherous leopards who are ready to scream and shout for content that the world has banned for good reason—that's what the dark side of Tumblr is for. These... sort of uploads... they could not, and will not POSSIBLY be accepted here, or in any other civilized place on the internet.
Now by the time you read this, the videos may be gone... the user may be banned, but if life has told me anything, it's that if one person would have the audacity to try uploading graphic videos to the site... then more will follow. I urge you, the citizens and content creators of Vlare, not to harass this man for his... incredibly revolting act, but to keep your eyes out for any others who may try to upload such filth to this still-new, beautiful child, and to help keep this community safe not only for our younger viewers and content creators, but to help the entire site grow!
We are still small. We are still new. Yet senseless perverts and cretins have already tried to ruin this site's beauty.
We shall not stand for this. We shall not back down. If you see any other fools who attempt to post garbage onto this website, please do not argue with them. Report the degenerative content and try to reason with the person, or spread the word. Don't spout random nonsense in their faces expecting to feel superior, because that only feeds them. Report them, and spread the word so that others may report them also, for we have strength in numbers (and Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Deuteronomy)
It's a bit of a good thing you've never heard of some of these games before me - it means I'm helping to expose the awesome games to potential players ^v^
I am a family-friendly Vlarian, meaning there is no use of foul language
I upload every day, so stay tuned!
This channel has been rated PG for - "uses of the words ‘crap’ and ‘frick’ in addition to in-game violence" by the Dr Volk Productions Rating Association (DVPRA)